Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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