just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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