I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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