You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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