Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
vagina is talking i cant
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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