so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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