we're blogging at a bar
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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