i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
