You really coming over, don't trick.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
