Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Come share oat with me in your robe
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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