We won't sleep together?
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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