I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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