I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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