Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I know her cup size but not her name....
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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