Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
