Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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