yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
dude. I can hear the air.
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