Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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