I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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