No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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