Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
