Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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