Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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