My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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