It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
