Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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