if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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