You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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