Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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