I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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