i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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