Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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