So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
