I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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