is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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