I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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