just come out here and I will go home with you...
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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