in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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