I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
