3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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