omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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