Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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