he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
