I don't think brook has ever known best
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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