You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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