dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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