i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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