I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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