i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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