Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
it was like eating out sand paper
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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