yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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